Jokes! Got any good ones?

Thought I’d make this to go along with the meme topic as a lawn tractor/small engine joke thread. Obviously keep it clean and all, but enjoy!

Here’s some of mine.

How do you make a thousand dollars building mud mowers? Start with two thousand.

MTD: Many Troubles in the Drivetrain

How do you get good traction with an unlocked transaxle? Ah, I knew you’d get stuck on that one.

Why did the Instagram poser drive an MTD? So he can flex on everyone. (Frame flex)

I put a cast iron axle on my craftsman, it’s a real turning point for the build.

Hope these are good, and let’s see some more!  

Even Kohler courages are good for something, as an example, lighting one on fire.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Connecting rod.

Connecting rod?

BANG!


I broke my arm a while ago and went to the doctor. The doctor asked, how bad does it hurt?

I said, “Imagine you just saw an old wheel horse get scrapped.”

The doctor winced and left the room.

How are a 5.9 cummins and a grenade similar?

Both explode when the pin comes out.

really nobody got jokes?

whaddya call an MTD after too many neutral drops? Mudered The Drivetrain LOL!
what do tecumsehs do in their spare time? nap and smoke

What do you call a Eskimo peeping Tom? Tomtukaluk (Tom took a look)

what does a craftsman do when it gets too hot? it Sears.
grass is green my john deere is greener the turbo makes it meaner

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man in the horse suit burst into tears as he lost his fortune on the stock market and was forced to adopt costuming as a second job.

A blind man walks into a bar..

And a table..

And a chair....