The ultimate pun

The rules are simple, each post in this thread must contain a pun. Now make like a calender, your days are numbered

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.

At a boat? That sure sounds fishy.

If he fell off that fishy boat, he would likely flounder...

I seeray what you did there.

Please follow the rules in here as well. If you dont know them, click here.

Doug Fackler wrote:

Please follow the rules in here as well. If you dont know them, click here.

Water you doing, Banana, just because you're an admin now doesn't mean you get to ignore the rules of the thread, Pun it up!

Im going to PUNish you for breaking the rules of your own thread to lecture me on breaking the rules of your thread.

I thought this was a cool game but i guess we're breaking the fundamentals of the forum  

i dont see how we broke the rules but ok

I deleted the offending post.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Doug Fackler wrote:

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

LOL, were using the same website...

if a clock gets hungry... it goes back four seconds

i didnt mean to be offensive with the post, but okay.

have you ever wrestled with a goat? its very horny.

european on my foot. jamaican me mad. we conduit.

I wrote a song about a tortilla...
Actually it's more of a wrap.

you all should be PUNished

that was Corney

whatever happened to CORNish morgan, anybody know?

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
where’s popcorn?

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun guy!"